How do you run a successful blog? (Wrong Answers Only!)

[Shawn Gossman]

Using wrong answers only, tell me how to run a successful blog?

This post is intended to be for fun but also to show what not to do when running a blog!

 

[ruscoe]

Make sure you don't get any backlinks!

 

[Cedric]

Post a one time yearly blog article.

 

[Cpvr]

Make sure you use twitter!

 

[Heatman]

Don't approve your visitor's comments. You can also hide your blog behind a paywall too .

 

[Shawn Gossman]

Make sure your target SEO keywords are in every sentence.

 

[Heatman]

Make sure you always use an expired SSL certificate. Nothing screams trustworthy like a browser warning scaring off your readers.

 

[Shawn Gossman]

Make sure you always use an expired SSL certificate. Nothing screams trustworthy like a browser warning scaring off your readers.

Better yet, use http instead. Skip the security certificate altogether!

 

[Heatman]

You can also bombard users with cookie consent pop-ups that reappear on every click.

 

[Shawn Gossman]

Always use the cheapest shared hosting you can find. If your blog is down, the readers will understand.

 

[Heatman]

You should ban or don't approve comments. This will ensure that all the conversations are one-sided.

 

[Shawn Gossman]

Only allow political and religious topics.